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Essentially, I was sitting here writing an award winning paper for my Medieval Philosophy class, when I decided that ingenious writing such as mine deserved to be honored with it's own special place on the world wide web.
So this is for all you throngs of people who keep asking me to print you copies of these brilliant papers.
It is my intention to use this blog to launch an open attack on stupidity, which I find to be one of the greatest evils in the world today...
I'm going to post here essays I've written, quotes I've stumbled on, and awesomeness in general for no real reason other than the sheer pretentiousness of it. (I love that word. It projects it's own meaning so perfectly.)

I chose the Web address because I think that Solomon presents the plight of the human soul so perfectly.
"And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith."
Philosophy, the love of wisdom, is this sore travail with which God has burdened mankind.

So come with me now on a journey through time and space... to Kyle's mind, a magical far-away land where most things are possible but few things ever make sense... where every question begets two more questions, and the answers are always gray rather than black and white... Where Mountain Dew rains down from the sky and Twizzlers are the strings of string theory which make up the universe...